Morphine and Bacon

A story of necessary preparation.

What am I going to say to her anyway? “Hey – can you get me some Morphine?” I would only need 2mg, I think.

Unsure, I go back to my computer, laying my phone on the wide, plush arm of our not-quite-affordable bright orange sofa. I’m going to Google it. I watched Happy Valley. I don’t want to be a statistic.

“Ya, but what if you get fake, I mean, who knows…